Freakin' Freaks Freak
Out
by Flash Chief Editor Pauline Pulsar
(Reporting from the Trampp Galaxy)
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A bunch of spaced-out
hippy type amateurs were celebrating last night after a rare discovery
they are going to make in 27 years time. The picture left is of an unknown anomaly discovered while these space cadets were time travelling in the future. Their leader, and self proclaimed futurist, Tomas 'Dizzy' Tomassonn said "we got the picture during tripping man, no shit". He went on to explain how everyone went freakin' freaky with two of the crowd passing |
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crapping himself. Harvey Jack of the Theories Inter-Terrestrial think tank, which is run out of a disused ICBM silo in Kentucky, believes there may be something in it. "We are currently toying with the idea of reversing The Hubble telescope" he said. "Currently Hubble can look back millions of years into the past, therefore we should be able to swing it around and look millions of years into the future - makes sense to me". |
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