Physician Helix Thy Self
by E.T. Stardust
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Reports intercepted
from deep space show problems in a far flung star system. A
previously unknown planet appears to be suffering from extreme radiation
sickness, believed to have been caused by a huge solar flare from their
nearest sun. The medic (pictured left) has beamed Earth with a video message requesting assistance. |
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inflammation of the eyes, loss of telekinesis, nausea and the Tijuana
two-steps. U.S. boffins will attempt to use the beam to send aid in the form of radiation sickness pills, aluminium foil and Ray Ban shades. Dr. T. Bone of the U.S. Space Nutrition Advisory Panel says there are few foods our new friends can digest. However we are going to send Tacos, Stilton cheese, Mung beans and smoked Giraffe. It's hoped that this repast will have the desired effect of slowing down the squits. "I know it works for me", said the barmy hook! |
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