Orbis
The Slayer
by Sonny Sol
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A huge Red Giant is
set to cause havoc in the 5-Phi-Delta3214 Galaxy. The Giant has
been growing for about 10 million years according Professor Whackov at
Yale. The star is due to set off a chain reaction that could have repercussions on Earth. It's thought that the outer atmosphere could become ionised in the Southern hemisphere producing a light show similar to the Northern lights. Other effects could be a raising of the Earth's temperature by 0.250 Celsius and the loss of the FOX satellite. |
| Wally Dung of the
Australian
Solar
Society
said "It's a bloody tragedy mate, strewth without FOX you can kiss
goodbye to the Ozzie space race that's for bloomin' sure". ESA spokeswoman Lidia Fruitloop said some communications will be lost but most of Europe will still get SKY News, which is a shame as I hate the new format with news casters three to a podium looking like a Russian bread queue! And why are all their weather girls continually up the duff? |
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