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Twinkle, Twinkle
by J.J. Jay

The Chu Institute in the Xiaxanguxz province of China today released their latest image of a far flung starfield.

Lee Li described the picture as being sssimply ssstunning.  The data which made up the final image was captured from three dark field imaging scopes.  They captured the light then refracted it through infra-red and x-ray sources with dual-peak thyristor intensifiers.  The data feed was then cleaned up and ran through single set synchronous solenoids (although it didn't sound like that over the phone given his problems with s pronunciations).

Matt Rug of the New Zealand University of Astrophysical Research and Science Education is doubtful about the claims.  "Sounds like shite to me" he said and went on to explain it looked like an old Hubble photo that had been reversed, blurred, printed and then coloured by a six year old.