Fllagii

by Zig Zag Nebula

Kreet Blingbling and Smitt Brach, two Austrian hyperspace travellers (so they claim), have met and communicated with an humanoid being, they named Fllagii, at Big Bertha's Drive-by Cafe on the M11 Norfolk. Kreet says he and Smitt came across the being whilst traversing a worm hole on a day out with the local Rotarian's. Smitt says that telepathy was employed by the being, I had just poured myself a coffee when the creature appeared, I had just dropped 2 sugar lumps into the hot beverage when the creature reached out towards me with a spoon, granted he then inserted the spoon into my ear canal and set fire to my pants, but there was definitely something there.

The Fllagii, he explained, are pigmented matt black all over and are said to fart in stereo through their double sphincter's. The pair say they travelled via a worm hole (see image) which stretched from Big Bertha's to the Karzig335 universe, 120,000 light years away. Smitt believes that one day all mankind will travel this way, that is once the fossil fuels have run out and the oil companies have ceased taking the piss!

Jonas Bleed Blatt of the Heidelberg science repository, said he and a number of other eminent scientist had found no proof to the claims.

Australian physicist Davo Mate commented they're bloody liars or my granny ain't a croc wrestler.

Mona Di-Propol, leading authority on worm hole travel also disbelieves the claims. I know these two men well she said, one is a boorish prig with homicidal tendencies, the other is a mother's boy with constant genital rash from fidgeting. Neither has been in space. Christ on a bike she exclaimed, I don't think they have ever been out of their home town.