Crop Circles May be
False Claim
by Mustafa Luk
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From Essex to Wessex,
Leeds to Lands End mysterious crop circles have appeared all across the
UK since the early 60's. However, the latest photographs to appear in Crop Circle Circular are believed to give the game away at last. Would some alien force really want to seek copyright for the damage they leave on arable land? |
| The Society for Horticultural and Arable Media
(SHAM), believe there is still some truth to alien intervention, and
that, at some later date, these aliens may want to stake a claim to any
pictures taken or articles written. In the Society's latest
publication they cite many instances where the aliens would appear to be
taking the piss, they appear to have a great sense of humour
said spokesperson Art Wheet. He went on to say that crop circles
are now reported throughout Europe and the USA. Asked whether it
was not simply humans creating the circles for kicks, he replied "well,
they'd need a bloody big Spirograph wouldn't they", as if that were
proof positive. Crop circles have attracted many stars and notables who not only believe in alien intervention but are pledging their time and money into research. Sting is said to be going to visit Brazil again in search of similar anomalies in the rain forests, this is great news as he would not be able to record any more shite said one pop pundit. |
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