Credit: NASA, ESA, and The Hubble Heritage Team (STScI/AURA)
Acknowledgment: P. Knezek (WIYN)

Dieter Ratzarse of the Krakow New Observatory Bureau, says he foresaw this galaxy in 1954.  I was having a coffee and stirring in the milk when the vision came to me, I told my psychotherapist at the time but he just strapped me down and put a thousand volts through me genitals.  I spent the next 3 years being totally obsessed with the image in my brain, unfortunately I was cack-handed and couldn't draw to save my life.

In 1974 I took up with a Police sketch artist and described what I was seeing,

alas he added thick-rimmed glasses and a moustache so the opportunity was lost.

Now in 2005 I have seen the picture for real.  I contacted NASA to explain what I had been through the last 51 years, they sent around a doctor who strapped me down and sent a thousand volts through my genitals.  By way of compensation, following my complaint, they offered to call a star after me.  Today I received my certificate, I am the proud owner of star NGC 1300.a.2322.c - WaddaColossalShitForBrains.

My question is, should I accept this or form my own militia and march on capital hill?  As a responsible journalist I contacted a medical friend on behalf of Dieter, he promptly came round and put a thousand volts through his genitals.  Electrifying!