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Zeon Pulse - A Step Closer
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Zeon Pulse

New research provides hope in the search for near-Earth extra terrestrial life

Space boffins believe mankind has taken a giant leap (hardly original) in his search for other life forms.  However, recent advances with the Zeon Pulse system opens up a whole new world of discovery.

Pulse inventor Zywrksaj Kzyjaxxxxa from the Czech Republic describes the

system as a matrix of sound and vision,  He believes the intense velocity of the triggered free radicals surging through the generated emf produces a myriad burst of light at the ultra end of the spectrum.  The focussed beams are reflected and refracted to produce the intensified light distortion array, as pictured left.  The harnessed beams can hit objects many light years away.  The interference of the beam on the object can be heard on large parabola producing spikes, peaks and troughs.  These can be turned into data that can be plotted on a graph to determine size, structure, density, shape, chemical make up, speed of rotation, and of course distance.

Dr. 'Chaz' Quasar of the Pulse Energy Strategic Authority of Maine, USA says it all sounds too fanciful,  They (the Yanks) had already tried the Zeon Pulse system but concluded that for it to work by the means described by Mr. Kzyjaxxxxa, the system would have to be (1) as tall as the Eiffel Tower, (2) as large as Luxembourg, and (3) worked from outer space.

Not to be deterred, Mr. Kzyjaxxxxa is seeking 15m Euros from the lottery fund to test his theories in the Bahamas.