Headline Shorts
Arubis-Phi - First Picture
Captured by the Pecker probe on the outskirts of our Galaxy, first glimpse of the new gas planet and its moon Tikka. Shot taken looking back towards our sun.
Video from the Delta 2 Galaxy
NASA boffins are wetting themselves with delight as the latest video is
beamed back. This eclipses everything that has gone before said one sad sack with a degree in bollocks.
Star Wars' Legacy
George Lucas has been urged to put an end to all future filming as alarming new pictures reveal the extent of his follower's
Over The Moon
French film-maker Serge Grass has
bemused scientists with his shots of the moon. Speeded up 71.3
times the Moon's spin appears eccentric, said the eccentric!
Red Dwarf Captured
The odds are ten thousand times worse than winning the lottery or
hearing something intelligent from 'Dubya' but these boys from Brazil
captured the moment. Sweet!
Columbia to blast off from Columbia
The
flagship space craft may rocket away from its namesake site says one expert - a man with one
shoe and a piss soaked raincoat.
Starburst Spectacular
Swede's
simulate a starburst under laboratory conditions using 2 pieces of
flint and a stretch of the imagination - no shit!
Panic Over
Dusty Starfield Reports
Panic over. Apparently, some
dolt checking pictures of the sky in the Northern hemisphere slipped
with a marker pen setting off the panic.
The unnamed student of Astronomy, Peter Shitforbrains of Witchita
Kansas, was too frightened to admit his mistake and allowed the comet to
be reported in local rag The Witchita Eagle.
Shitforbrains was unavailable for comment today
but his close friend and mentor, Alexander Notsogreat, said Peter is
under a lot of pressure at the moment and has gone to a country retreat
to escape the media, at 5 Woodside Vale, Slumming Town, Witchita.
